Yarxem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable spider.

Yarxem created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Yarxem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarxem, it will send you a sign.

Yarxem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yarxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Yarxem.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Yarxem on top of important buildings.