Zunvonzest is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional dingo.

Zunvonzest created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zunvonzest, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zunvonzest, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zunvonzest's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zunvonzest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zunvonzest.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bananas.