Milxenkan Flanquatquat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring lion.

Milxenkan Flanquatquat created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milxenkan Flanquatquat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milxenkan Flanquatquat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Milxenkan Flanquatquat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Milxenkan Flanquatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Milxenkan Flanquatquat on top of all buildings.