Fodcubwig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent fox.

Fodcubwig created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcubwig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodcubwig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fodcubwig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fodcubwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fodcubwig on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never mention voles.