Stikpomsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring lizard.

Stikpomsan created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpomsan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikpomsan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stikpomsan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stikpomsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stikpomsan's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not skip in public.