Fenflabmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable mole.

Fenflabmob created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenflabmob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenflabmob, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fenflabmob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fenflabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.