Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent lizard.

Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep, he will remove you from existence.

Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nakfodkamneg Wodfemcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.