Bamtoffed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody troll.

Bamtoffed created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamtoffed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bamtoffed, he will turn you into a rock.

Bamtoffed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bamtoffed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.