Sandamjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured newt.

Sandamjig created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandamjig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandamjig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sandamjig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sandamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Never leap near dolphins.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.