Nur is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud wyrm.

Nur created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nur, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nur, she will not care.

Nur's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nur's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Retreat if five great tits approach from the east.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.