Armfebpib is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest rhinoceros.

Armfebpib created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armfebpib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armfebpib, he will curse you with boils.

Armfebpib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Armfebpib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed rice to voles while wearing tights.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.