Flabbasskam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fussy swallow.

Flabbasskam created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabbasskam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabbasskam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flabbasskam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flabbasskam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Do not stand on grass.