Targdadneg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Targdadneg created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdadneg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targdadneg, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Targdadneg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Targdadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the east.