Kintonkdudyarlboglag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless turtle.

Kintonkdudyarlboglag created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kintonkdudyarlboglag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kintonkdudyarlboglag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kintonkdudyarlboglag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kintonkdudyarlboglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. You must pray to Kintonkdudyarlboglag three times a day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.