Stipyikont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane gorilla.

Stipyikont created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipyikont, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipyikont, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stipyikont's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stipyikont's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away from purple dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Stipyikont must be the most important thing in your life.