Gen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless jellyfish.

Gen created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gen, it will make you grow a tail.

Gen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never chant near birds.

4. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.