Kemwonfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic giraffe.

Kemwonfun created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemwonfun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kemwonfun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kemwonfun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kemwonfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Kemwonfun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.