Homhomtal is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, staggering mouse.

Homhomtal created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homhomtal, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homhomtal, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Homhomtal's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Homhomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

5. Never hop in holy places.