Vagfabbogsabsatpon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful hedgehog.

Vagfabbogsabsatpon created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Vagfabbogsabsatpon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vagfabbogsabsatpon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vagfabbogsabsatpon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vagfabbogsabsatpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Do not covet oxen.