Nancudpoploopbed is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing yak.

Nancudpoploopbed created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nancudpoploopbed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nancudpoploopbed, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nancudpoploopbed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nancudpoploopbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.