Labbinpod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful owl.

Labbinpod created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbinpod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labbinpod, it will be very sad.

Labbinpod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Labbinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Labbinpod.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.