Sasfedlab Dabnutsit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud squid.

Sasfedlab Dabnutsit created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfedlab Dabnutsit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasfedlab Dabnutsit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sasfedlab Dabnutsit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sasfedlab Dabnutsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing fawn shorts and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never feed onions to porpoises while wearing blue corsets.