Neglarpzodmettamsigcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable chicken.

Neglarpzodmettamsigcen created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neglarpzodmettamsigcen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neglarpzodmettamsigcen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Neglarpzodmettamsigcen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Neglarpzodmettamsigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not record names concerning black holes.

5. Hide from violet mice for they are unholy.