Tif Danquilldab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured centipede.

Tif Danquilldab created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tif Danquilldab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tif Danquilldab, it will turn you into a rat.

Tif Danquilldab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tif Danquilldab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tif Danquilldab must be the most important thing in your life.