Dobdissgem is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented jaguar.

Dobdissgem created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdissgem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobdissgem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dobdissgem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dobdissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Dobdissgem loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.