Jabstignad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving rhinoceros.

Jabstignad created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jabstignad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabstignad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jabstignad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jabstignad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.