Batditstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Batditstrag created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batditstrag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batditstrag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Batditstrag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Batditstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five tapirs approach from the west.

2. You must love Batditstrag.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear white tights.