Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered swan.

Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Sadkangutbuscebvol Tifpangbog four times a day.

5. Never eat bark.