Jabbidten is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous cobra.

Jabbidten created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Jabbidten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabbidten, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jabbidten's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jabbidten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.