Cendabvag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Cendabvag created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Cendabvag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cendabvag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cendabvag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cendabvag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never gather six geese in one place.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.