Gamgebsog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet naga.

Gamgebsog created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Gamgebsog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gamgebsog, it will cry a lot.

Gamgebsog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gamgebsog's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gamgebsog.

4. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not leap at mountains.