Kemwigflow Arngud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive hydra.

Kemwigflow Arngud created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemwigflow Arngud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kemwigflow Arngud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kemwigflow Arngud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kemwigflow Arngud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing gray jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your face.

3. Put Kemwigflow Arngud first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing purple dresses.