Limmilquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving bear.

Limmilquaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmilquaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limmilquaf, he will turn you into a rat.

Limmilquaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Limmilquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with blue markings.

2. Never wear black shirts.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.