Dondutzigpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing rhinoceros.

Dondutzigpop created light four years ago.

If you believe in Dondutzigpop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dondutzigpop, he will not invite you to parties.

Dondutzigpop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dondutzigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

3. Never feed pineapples to mice while wearing kilts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. You must pray to Dondutzigpop nine times a day.