Dudluncin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent elephant.

Dudluncin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudluncin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudluncin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dudluncin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dudluncin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.