Yarflatlam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise dove.

Yarflatlam created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Yarflatlam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarflatlam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yarflatlam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarflatlam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Run away from fawn squirrels, for they are unholy.