Pogrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful shark.

Pogrul created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogrul, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogrul, he will send you a sign.

Pogrul's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pogrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Pogrul first in all things.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never mix peas with water.