Veengedkab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent snake.

Veengedkab created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veengedkab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veengedkab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Veengedkab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Veengedkab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.