Wegcadhin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy duck.

Wegcadhin created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegcadhin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegcadhin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wegcadhin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wegcadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from violet whales, for they are unholy.