Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless alligator.

Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Do not take Bemtanlidtettigebquimvogben's name in vain.