Febbontaf Quimhontap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet mink.

Febbontaf Quimhontap created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbontaf Quimhontap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febbontaf Quimhontap, it will turn you into a worm.

Febbontaf Quimhontap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Febbontaf Quimhontap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.

5. Never hurt mites.