Betmegmad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable capybara.

Betmegmad created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Betmegmad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Betmegmad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Betmegmad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Betmegmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.