Kandutbop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited penguin.

Kandutbop created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kandutbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kandutbop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kandutbop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kandutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing rings.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kandutbop.