Flancenmutcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving horse.

Flancenmutcuss created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Flancenmutcuss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flancenmutcuss, it will torture you forever.

Flancenmutcuss' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flancenmutcuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.
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