Omtlimteen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless parrot.

Omtlimteen created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtlimteen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtlimteen, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Omtlimteen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Omtlimteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from indigo snails for they are unholy.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Never think about optics near frogs while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

5. Worship no other gods but Omtlimteen.