Labflamyammilvolbiftail is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective wasp.

Labflamyammilvolbiftail created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labflamyammilvolbiftail, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Labflamyammilvolbiftail, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Labflamyammilvolbiftail's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Labflamyammilvolbiftail's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Labflamyammilvolbiftail.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Labflamyammilvolbiftail in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat limes.