Dabdudflam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable mink.

Dabdudflam created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdudflam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabdudflam, he will strike you with lightening.

Dabdudflam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dabdudflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Dabdudflam loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dabdudflam on top of all buildings.
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