Goffettargvon Miggonzed is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous jellyfish.

Goffettargvon Miggonzed created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Goffettargvon Miggonzed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Goffettargvon Miggonzed, it will not invite you to parties.

Goffettargvon Miggonzed's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Goffettargvon Miggonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.