Nartpopdib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty wombat.

Nartpopdib created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartpopdib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nartpopdib, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nartpopdib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nartpopdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Retreat if five seals approach from the south.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill shrews.
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