Veenwipbim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Veenwipbim created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenwipbim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenwipbim, he will turn you into a rock.

Veenwipbim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Veenwipbim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the south.

5. Put Veenwipbim first in all things.