Listdogpangpag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy yak.

Listdogpangpag created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Listdogpangpag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listdogpangpag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Listdogpangpag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Listdogpangpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Listdogpangpag.

3. Never stain your hands with brown.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.