Veenwipbim is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy
butterfly.
Veenwipbim created the solar system three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenwipbim, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Veenwipbim, he will turn you into a rock.
Veenwipbim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Veenwipbim's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Retreat if four otters approach from the south.
5. Put Veenwipbim first in all things.