Zenfubgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical squid.

Zenfubgof created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zenfubgof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zenfubgof, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zenfubgof's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zenfubgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.