Rencamlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing pigeon.

Rencamlib created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rencamlib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rencamlib, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rencamlib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rencamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rencamlib.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.