Bonsad is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring
crab.
Bonsad created matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonsad, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bonsad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bonsad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Bonsad's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill goats.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Never hurt foxes.
5. Never think about asteroids.