Quatontdud Targbamgumlak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring dragonfly.

Quatontdud Targbamgumlak created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quatontdud Targbamgumlak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quatontdud Targbamgumlak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quatontdud Targbamgumlak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quatontdud Targbamgumlak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quatontdud Targbamgumlak.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair black.