Cudjenbam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable unicorn.

Cudjenbam created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudjenbam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudjenbam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cudjenbam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cudjenbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Cudjenbam loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never talk about snakes.