Tadflagrig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering ant.

Tadflagrig created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadflagrig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tadflagrig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tadflagrig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tadflagrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing red hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

3. You must pray to Tadflagrig seven times a day.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Always help pigs.