Targcamteenwottetti is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid chicken.

Targcamteenwottetti created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Targcamteenwottetti, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Targcamteenwottetti, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Targcamteenwottetti's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Targcamteenwottetti's Holy Commandments

1. Targcamteenwottetti must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Run away if five sheep approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.