Banhubpas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable dolphin.

Banhubpas created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banhubpas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banhubpas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Banhubpas' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Banhubpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Banhubpas first in all things.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.